In a very real, and legally binding way.
I'm sorry. I suck. I build up all this jazz about a funny anecdote and then I don't deliver. Your interest level couldn't have been very high in the first place, but you still humored me participated in my little vote-y thingy, and now here you sit, reading this.
Like I said before, I've got this new job. Well the first three months are entirely classroom training. Eight hours a day. In the classroom. Learning about policies and procedures of claims adjudication (calm down, calm down. I know your heart is racing at the very thought.) and also we must gain a basic knowledge of all the body systems, how they work, and how to recognize when they are not working based on reading medical records. I'm getting quite the crash course in how to have a dull, dull daily existence. To make this all the more fun, we will have a series of five tests throughout the three month period, during which I must maintain an 80 average or better or I get fired. We had one of those tests this week. As such I have been somewhat preoccupied, and have neglected to post. I will happily share, however, that I bent the test over my knee and whipped it like it was naughty. I got a 98. As of that moment, in my own head, I became a god among men.
So how're you guys doing? Really. Tell me. It'll take two seconds. How you doing?
The story will be up next week, and a new round of voting can begin.
Love,
David