PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> A Blindfolded Chimp With a Pencil in His Teeth: June 2006

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Today is Thursday. By my calculations, that makes tonight Thursday night. Thursday night is going out night. You hit the town. You paint it red, or whathaveyou. It is likely that I will do just that tonight. I don't know what is wrong with me.

I remember when I first got to college, the idea of Thursday night being the big night out dumbfounded me. I thought that Friday and Saturday night were the nights to cut loose. But it was explained to me somewhere along the way, I don't remember by who, that Friday night was a "night to chill," and Saturday night was a "night for dates." I don't know if this theory holds water where you guys are from, but it was near airtight in Chapel Hill.

You see on a college campus, and therefore in a college town, the week is divided according to the classes that one must (might?) attend. There are classes that take place on MWF, lasting about an hour apiece, and then there are classes that take place only on TuTh, lasting an hour and a half. If you miss a TuTh class, you've missed fully one half of that weeks lecture time, whereas if you miss a MWF class, you've only missed one third. A marginal difference to be sure, but there is more to it. If you miss a TuTh class, it by the time you get back to class, a full week will have passed since you were last actually in that class. That's something to think about.

I once skipped a Thursday, a Tuesday and aThursday. Then one of my classmates called to remind me that I had just skipped on the day of our Midterm. Follow me through time to see how this happens. I was in class on a Tuesay and was reminded that our Midterm was in a week and a half - the following Thursday. Plenty of time.

I skipped the following Thursday for very Ferris Bueller reasons. When Tuesday rolled around I skipped because I was sulking in my pajamas, having just been dumped. By the time the next Thursday rolled around, I had forgotten the midterm because it had been a week and a half since I had been to class, even though I had only skipped two. The class was early and I was sleepy so I decided to "take an L" as we called it and just sleep through.

(If you'd like to hear the story of how I talked my way out of trouble and into a full-credit, delayed makeup midterm, let me know. It involved elaborate lies, sweet talking, and even clever applications of a girl on my hall's eyeliner.)

My roundabout point is, you can much more easily afford to miss a MWF class. As such, as far as party nights go, Tuesday night followed closely on the heels of Thursday. So Tuesday and Thursday everybody went out and got smashed (or, as the case may be, went out and watched others get smashed with no small level of bemusement).

Strangely, this still seems to be the case among the younger folk here in Raleigh. My only explanation here is the force of habit. For those young professionals who still venture out seeking fun and inebriation on a weeknight, they must still be following the pantal ("of the pants") impulses of their college days.

Some driving force - indeed some call of the wild - draws us into the night, into the bars, with no compunction and no concern for responsibilities that await us at 9am. We are the young, the tireless, the foolish... the irresponsibility of youth clinging to the visceral existence of our past, our future be damned!! We will not go quiet into the dusk of our lives! We must live, and live fully - while the sun is still high!!


Or maybe we're just idiots.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

I am Spider-Man.
I am intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.



85%


Robin

60%
The Flash

60%
Iron Man

55%
Superman

45%
Wonder Woman

35%
Hulk

35%
Green Lantern

35%
Catwoman

25%
Supergirl

20%
Batman

15%


Damn straight I am.


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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

- 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... that is when the world will end.
- What?

It has been 4 months, 27 days since my last post.

I'm sure you all already knew that though, thanks to mournfully annotated calendar surrounded by the lighted candles and laserjet-printed pictures of me you no doubt have near your computer... hoping -- nay, dreaming -- that I may some day return to you, my ever-longing readership.

Your faith has pleased me, and I have deigned to return.

Fortunately, I prepared you all for my extended blogging hiatus by making my posts fewer, farther between, and increasingly lacking in quality or thought. You may have taken this as a sort of downward spiral in my blogging career. I am here to tell you it was not so. I was merely looking to wean you from my proverbial intellectual teat. No one can quit me cold turkey. No one.

I return to the blogospere on this, a dreary and rainsoaked Wednesday. A hump day indeed. Stephen mentioned that I was working from home today but sadly this is not so. I was merely delaying my departure until the torrents of rain outside my window began to fall to earth in a direction more vertical than horizontal. I'd like to take a few minutes to tell you about my day since that point.

Upon my somewhat tardy arrival to work the power in my office went out, shutting down my computer and keeping me from getting anything done. Then it came back on again.

As I booted my computer and began to dive into the pile of work for the day, the power again faltered... then failed. A few minutes later, back on it came.

Again I booted the computer and began my steadfast workday duties. And again the power failed.

But not for long!! Soon, my sad little cubicle was once more illuminated with the soul-sucking force of flourescent light. This time the power stayed on for nearly fifteen minutes before, alas, it went out again and once my my progress halted.

This time the power was out for over an hour but then finally it was restored and, it now being nearly noon, I was able to actually start some work. For the fourth time I booted up and attempted to begin my day. I worked heartily for an hour and half. Much was accomplished. The power went out again.

I went to get some food. When i got back, still no power. At around two or so the power returned, seemingly for good. I logged on and checked the news on the local news station's website. More good news... Raleigh is flooded.

Anywhere near water, or a hill, or a ditch is underwater. Good thing I live on Glenwood. Near the mall. What's that mall called again? Oh yeah -- "Crabtree Valley Mall." That's because it is in the valley created by Crabtree creek.

Thanks to the marvels of modern technology I was able to view, through a webcam, the very route I wil need to take to get home. It should not be a problem, so long as I remembered to gas up my submarine after I took it out last time.

Have you ever have one of those days when you wake up and look out the window and you think, "No. I refuse." I felt like that this morning. I just wanted to roll over and refuse. Instead I dragged my lazy carcass from the warm embryonic cocoon of my soft, safe bedsheets, shuffled into some clothes and drove the six miles to work in two inches of standing water only to find an office with power issues that made the whole journey hardly worth while.

Shoulda listened to my gut on this one.

Well, love to everyone and all that. Let's hope I can be a bit more consistent with my online presence and a bit more capable in my writing in the coming months. Thanks for even checking to see if I am still alive. I am, and I am well.

Forever yours,


David

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