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A Blindfolded Chimp With a Pencil in His Teeth

I have nothing to declare except my genuis.

: Name: Bosephus Jamiroquai; Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States

I'm a high-brow intellectual who knows more than you concerning everything I talk about. Especially while I am talking.

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Jack Knife the Gravel Truck:
Gravel Trucks Suck
School of Driving
Use your turn signal, please.
Black Eyed Kids
I didn't write this.
Halo Sucks.
Ngok Rocks.
School of Driving Pt. II
Please don't ride so close to my bumper.
Cbake and Bana
They look alike.
My Funny Bowels
Crazy 'ol Bowels.
Nazis
I hate these guys.
Ambulances
They're easy to recognize.
Surviving Horror Movies
Follow these rules...
or you will die.
Heads Up!
(In flame.)
readelicious?:
Want a chance to hit me where it hurts? Take a look and give an honest opinion.
The Ferris Wheel of Shame:
Stephen combines self-loathing with other-people-loathing and still manages to be funny… Most of the time.
WilmingSloan:
The third cousin in the Blog Bloodline, Nathan completes the Triumvirate with wit to spare and, thankfully, a healthily askew perspective to the college lifestyle. Women want him and men want to beat him. But he's still not as smart as me.
It’s all About Me:
Marissa. What can I Say? She’s beautiful, smart and funny. Sure she shows a sappy side sometimes, but it’s okay ‘cause it’s genuine. Plus she’s only a girl, after all. ;-)
Reality Check:
Another young lady, living my dream life: On her own in the big city, gonna make it as a writer. I hope she's nuts or she's gonna go crazy.
Unemployment... it's not just for philosophy majors anymore:
Chris Baker, otherwise known as CBake. "The ramblings of an unemployed, recently graduated aspiring filmmaker/animator." Thats funny all by itself.
Black Noise
Sporting a brand new title, Josh's blog spans from bitter wit to deep introspection with ease. Also, he obviously idolizes me, bless his heart.
Obiwan's UFO Free Paranormal Page
I found this before Nathan. Tons of reader submitted "true" ghost stories. Some are really good. Some are really stupid.
The Best Page in the Universe
I used to think this guy was really funny. I'm beginning to think that he's just a prick. Either way you can kill time if you like. Not for Kiddies.
Dictonary.com
Don't laugh. A lot of you need it. Plus you'd be surprised how much time you can kill.
Snopes.com
True or False? Any urban legend or rumor of any kind that you've ever heard is addressed here.

More to come...

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends.

I, like Stephen, just wanted to re-announce my not-deadness to everyone out there. His computer is all hoarded in his room so I am having to issue this announcement from my desk at work. Please admonish him accordingly. His computer should be in my room.

What's that you ask? Work? Me? What? Huh?

Oh yeah that's right, I am once again gainfully employed, and this time I'm working for the government. Neither god nor man's got anything on me now.

Whoops. Gotta go.

2 Comments:

Cheryl said...: Ah, good. Working for the government should provide plenty of blog fodder. Congrats!; Tue Sep 06, 12:32:00 PM
Antonio said...: Congratulations on the new job.; Tue Sep 06, 11:53:00 PM

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