I slept with the author of A Blindfolded Chimp... and all I got was this stupid blog entry named after me.
Sorry to keep you guys waiting for the first big story, that is, assuming you care (I lie in bed at night and stare at the ceiling and tell myself over and over again that you guys care...). I really appreciate the participation in the voting, but now there's all this pressure to write an at least moderately interesting story. I mean, I've got people willing to light their hair on fire if this thing is good. So couple the pressure with the fact that I have already started on each of them a couple of times when the vote swung the other way, and you can see where the delay comes from. I have decided that the winner is #4 because a) I have written more of that one and b) the afforementioned offer of voluntary cranial combustion was, i feel, sincere in feeling if perhaps not in actual intentions.
To fill you guys in on a bit of my life which I really haven't been doing:
- Stephen and I are having a pretty good 'ol time in the new crizib though I see very little of him, what with his theater and his girlfriend and his video games (hmmm which item on this list seems strangely out of place?)
- Coming into week 2 of the new job. The first THREE MONTHS will be classroom training, which may indicate how incredibly mired down in excruciating minutia this job will be. I will not complain, though, because they will give me money for doing this job... which is nice of them.
- Said job requires me to be at my desk at the unholy hour of 7:30 in the morning. I have not been getting up this early since high school.
- I've been going to the gym three times a week. My muscles aren't getting bigger, but the good news is I'm always really tired when I leave.
- I acquired an impressive case of Poison Ivy last monday playing disc golf. I am so proud. All the chicks dig my oozing sores. Added bonus: I itch so bad I can't sleep at night!!!
- I cut my hair yesterday so now i look like my profile picture again rather than the shaggy-haired bearded thing I had become. I realize that none of you knew any different, but I match my picture again, so please get excited.
- I'm pretty tired.
Well I love you all with every little teeny piece of my body. Hug your knees close to you chest, look out the window and gaze into the distance as you think of me...
posted by Bosephus Jamiroquai @ 8:46 PM
2 Comments:
Woo-hoo I am excited for about your haircut (how was that?).
OK, let's be honest...you have a government job. We all know that means you should have all kinds of free time on your hands and I want a story damn it!
Secondly, what about your sister living with Amanda Hambrick, who just happens to be from Georgetown and who just happens to have dated one of my friends? Small world after all.
She had this impression that you were really cool, so I told her about your comic book fetish and a few other tasty nuggets of information and she now knows the truth. Have a nice day.
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