Happy, HAPPY David at about 5:30 AM.
posted by Bosephus Jamiroquai @ 4:16 PM
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4 Comments:
the only thing that you thought about when you were having an intestinal flood was "I need to take a picture of myself (make that 2) for my blog"?
Yes, in fact, I did. I
thought, "Hey this miserable night would make a good blogging topic." My phone was on the counter so I snapped the pic. So there.
Just how do you get your hair to spike like that?
Slept on it.
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