PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> A Blindfolded Chimp With a Pencil in His Teeth

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Ladies you must be crazy falling head over heels for a man who doesn’t love you, doesn’t know God and doesn’t want to do either. Letting him wine and dine you. A small price to pay to get the divine: a modern day tale of casting pearls before swine.

No wonder you figure all men are dogs. Your brokenness and his neediness has brought you to this conclusion. But there’s another solution. After all, men are made in the image of God even if they are delusional. Set higher goals.

Godly ambitious educated men do exist. You just can’t see because your vision is twisted. Close your eyes and I’ll paint a picture of a man who isn’t posted up in clubs trying to get your number, who looks at your set of eyes not the predictable other. Who prays to God for his queen and so he isn’t impressed with three-hour hair, short dresses, bling and superficial things. He knows a dime-piece doesn’t come with a price tag on her tail but virtue in her heart, something he discovered on his knees before God, not you.

So you want a good man here’s what you do: Button up that shirt, loosen up those pants. Opt for walking instead of the latest booty dance. When somebody different comes at you give him a chance. Kings don’t rock crowns in crowds for no reason. They’re more secure than that.

Ask God what you need and not your girlfriends and remember you determine your self worth. Make the necessary sacrifices even when it hurts. Oh, and watch your mouth. God and his royal priesthood can hear your every word. To think D-O-G spells M-A-N is beyond absurd.

--Paraphrased for white people from Grits

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey yo Dave!
Write another post! Yer killin' those of us at work with nothing better to do (or whine about). How the heck are ya anyway? Got my Christmas present yet??
;^)

Melissa S.

Thu Dec 16, 08:57:00 AM  

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